Monday, March 22, 2010

GOP Removes Balls From House Gymnasium, Will Take Them Home Until Further Notice

In reaction to yesterday's historic health care reform vote, GOP lawmakers have reportedly removed all basketballs, soccer balls, and dodge balls from the House gymnasium today.
"Screw this. I'm out of here," said House Minority Whip Eric Cantor (R-VA), carrying a burlap sack full of various sports balls over his shoulder. "Hope the Dems enjoy trying to play H-O-R-S-E without a ball today at lunch. Jerks."
In addition to the balls, reports are also emerging that a significant amount of jacks, jump ropes, and hopscotch chalk is also missing.
Posted by Muggies McGuinness at 11:31 AM

2 comments:

  1. This provided a much needed laugh tonight. Good stuff. Cantor always strikes me as the kind of guy who is a couple of balls short anyway.

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  2. I thought that somebody had taken away the House's balls a long time ago.

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