Nation Rejoices as HBO and Tom Hanks Team Up To Tell The Never Before Told Story of World War II

After decades of wallowing in obscurity, the untold story of something called "World War II" will finally be brought to life by actor/producer Tom Hanks and HBO in a new series called "The Pacific", airing this weekend.
"Finally the untold story of our nation's secret war to defeat National Socialism in Europe and Imperial Japan in the Pacific will emerge at last from the shadows," says head writer Felix Stoneweiler. "I think people are going to be pretty surprised to learn what took place between 1939 and 1945 on pretty much every continent of the globe."
"I proud that we are filling this huge gap in our nation's history because I was always shocked that such a riveting story as this had never been portrayed in books, movies, or even video games before," explains assistant director Shane Morrison. "One wonders how such a life-altering global conflict has managed to remain off the radar for so long in the first place."

The Pacific starts this Sunday at 9:00 PM on HBO.