White House Demands Resignation From Boehner's Tanning Team

Washington, D.C.- White House press secretary Robert Gibbs has fired the latest salvo in his pitched battle with House Minority Leader John Boehner.
Responding to the Ohio Republican's demand that President Obama's economic team resign, Gibbs retorted that it's Boehner's "tanning team that should resign."
"I can only speak for myself, but if I had asked for the economic team to step down, I would have at least made sure that my base tan and applications were even," hammered Gibbs. "Maybe Representative Boehner's team down at Malibu Tans should think about resigning too then."
In a further sign that Boehner's hue is drawing more attention than his political message, a recent USA Today Poll shows that 63% of respondents falsely identify Boehner as actor George Hamilton, while 12% believe that he is in someway related to "The Situation" from Jersey Shore."